February 2012
Woman: Can I have birth control?
Government: No.
Woman: I got pregnant because I didn't have birth control and I don't want the fetus. Can I have an abortion?
Government: No.
Woman: I gave birth to my child but since I wasn't expecting it, I can't afford daycare. Can I have help paying for it?
Government: No.
Woman: Well, why can't I have birth control?
Government: Because. Sex isn't for recreation.
Woman: It can help regulate my period and benefit me in other ways.
Government: Too bad.
Man: For no reason other than for recreational sex, may I have birth control?
Government: Do you have a penis?
Man: YES, YES I DO!!
Government: WELL HOWDY, VALID CITIZEN. You can buy condoms by the dozens. Here, here's a pack of special condom for "His Pleasure." Oooh, these come in different colours and flavours. Here, try these. They have ribs on them. And this one glows in the dark!! LOL OMG DICK LIGHTSABER!!
Government: But seriously, you're a man. You can do what ever you want.
Woman: But-
Government: Shut up, you sinning, freeloading hussy.
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mychemicalnachos:
when the character in the book you are reading does something really embarrassing and you suffer secondhand embarrassment and you just have to stare at the ceiling and whisper you are an idiot why would you do that oh my god
Fuck this weather.
goldenryab replied to your photo: Got mah top half ready for Rocky Horror tonight….
I love you, Karen O.
Karen O approves of this and sends her love as well.
Very excited for "Rocky Horror Picture Show" play...
I’ve got my whole outfit assembled.
Just have to do my hurr and put on mah face.
PIX L4T0R
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Your touch electrifies my skin
I think I was too late.
So irritated at myself for waiting this long.
I let fear and stress control me, keep me from finding out as soon as I could.
I don’t think there will be anything for the results to show.
Now, I’ll never know.
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I'm going to say it.
I’m glad I’m not a Christian.
Hypocrite.
Shrooms
Are quite the experience.
